My hip is fine but I've been banned for life from playing with my tennis balls!!! I was devastated! Did you know that tennis balls damage your teeth? My mom person started looking at my teeth closely and brushing them every night ( urghh) and she couldn't understand why they looked so worn. My lovely vet ( oh, he was so dreamy and gave me so many snacks :-)) told my Mom person that I can only play with rubber balls from now on. She better hurry up with ordering one as I'm getting ball withdrawal symptoms here!
Now... the exciting part:
Your Christmas list is incr-EDIBLE :-) I mean, I would happily eat most of your gifts, especially the scarf and Lady Gaga's dress ( I've just had a thought- maybe we should write to Lady Gaga and ask her for a generous donation to our Bantham fund? She is on TV a lot so she must be rich?). And Jerry's parents are my all time favourite. I wrote to them long time ago asking if they could adopt me but never heard back. They must be busy filming Jerry!
I , myself also started working on my list of perfect dog gifts and here it is:
1. HAM PILLOW!
It seriously doesn't get any better than this!
I can picture me and my ham pillow laughing in bed and falling asleep cuddled up together.
2. HOTEL ROOM QUALITY SERVICE
This dog, Oscar must be the luckiest dog alive! Just look at him. I need to have a word with Mom person immediately. She ought to try harder!
4. SNACK DISPENSERS WHEN PEOPLE ARE NOT AT HOME.
Personally, I would just ask for a snack jar to be left on the floor but then, this is fun, too!
5. TENNIS BALL BED
I've told you how much I want one of those but I've just found bigger version of it! I'm too excited to bark!
6. DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MOM PERSON!
7. SAUSAGE LEAD
8. QUACK MUZZLE FOR THE NAUGHTY ONES AMONGST US
9. DOG PEEK FOR NOSY ONES
10. MILEY CYRUS WRECKING BALL ORNAMENT
I don't know why I even put it here. There is something fishy about her I can't put my paw on it. Mom person says she is gross. I say: never trust a skinny girl with a funny tongue.
And I've left the best one till last
11. TEETH BALL
oh..my... God...I love!
I'm so excited about Christmas!
I heard Mom person telling Dad person that she's ordered a goose and ham (HAM!!!!) for 6 people and as far as I'm concerned we can disinvite everyone coming over and just eat the goose and Ham! Unless they want to bring some ham with them as a gift in which case yes, please come over!!!
Ho Ho Ho!!!!
Boo Boo ( Olivia)