I wish us a Merry Christmas and a Bacon New Year!

Hi Panda,

My hip is fine but I've been banned for life from playing with my tennis balls!!! I was devastated! Did you know that tennis balls damage your teeth? My mom person started looking at my teeth closely and brushing them every night ( urghh) and she couldn't understand why they looked so worn. My lovely vet ( oh, he was so dreamy and gave me so many snacks :-)) told my Mom person that I can only play with rubber balls from now on. She better hurry up with ordering one as I'm getting ball withdrawal symptoms here!

Now... the exciting part:

Your Christmas list is incr-EDIBLE :-) I mean, I would happily eat most of your gifts, especially the scarf  and Lady Gaga's dress ( I've just had a thought- maybe we should write to Lady Gaga and ask her for a generous donation to our Bantham fund?  She is on TV a lot so she must be rich?). And Jerry's parents are my all time favourite. I wrote to them long time ago asking if they could adopt me but never heard back. They must be busy filming Jerry!

I , myself also started working on my list of perfect dog gifts and here it is:

1. HAM PILLOW!

http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/cuddle-up-with-some-ham/
It seriously doesn't get any better than this!

I can picture me and my ham pillow laughing in bed and falling asleep cuddled up together.

 

2. HOTEL ROOM QUALITY SERVICE

 

 This dog, Oscar must be the luckiest dog alive! Just look at him. I need to have a word with Mom person immediately. She ought to try harder!

 

 

 

3. BACON THROW
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+bacon_throw_blanket,710780476

Nouf said.

4. SNACK DISPENSERS WHEN PEOPLE ARE NOT AT HOME.

 

http://www.petchatz.com/store/petchatz.html

Personally, I would just ask for a snack jar to be left on the floor but then, this is fun, too!

5. TENNIS BALL BED

I've told you how much I want one of those but I've just found bigger version of it! I'm too excited to bark!

Get off my bed, lady!

6. DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MOM PERSON!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/81917449/extra-small-star-wars-dog-hat-costume?ref=exp_listing

7. SAUSAGE LEAD
Awesome!
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/06/12/15-amazing-dog-accesories/

8. QUACK MUZZLE FOR THE NAUGHTY ONES AMONGST US
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/winkl/ot-668-030/

 Better than the normal ones and makes us look like we are just joking around!

9. DOG PEEK FOR NOSY ONES
http://www.petpeek.info/

 Oh hello neighbour! Why are you naked in your pool?

10. MILEY CYRUS WRECKING BALL ORNAMENT
http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/diy-miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-ornament/

 I don't know why I even put it here. There is something fishy about her I can't put my paw on it. Mom person says she is gross. I say: never trust a skinny girl with a funny tongue.

And I've left the best one till last

11. TEETH BALL
http://www.amazon.com/Rogz-Grinz-Treat-Ball-Medium/dp/B008M7353W

oh..my... God...I love!

 

I'm so excited about Christmas!

 

I heard Mom person telling Dad person that she's ordered a goose and ham (HAM!!!!) for 6 people and as far as I'm concerned we can disinvite everyone coming over and just eat the goose and Ham! Unless they want to bring some ham with them as a gift in which case yes, please come over!!!

 Ho Ho Ho!!!!

 

Love,

 

Boo Boo ( Olivia)

Tis' the Season

Hello Olivia.

I've been scouring the inter webs to find the best presents.

I thought it wouldn't be a bad idea to make a list of the things that our doggie friends
would love to receive as a gift this holiday season.

So here is a top ten list.

10.  Bacon Scarf.  Seriously? It really does exist! What self respecting dog wouldn't feel like
canine royalty sporting this jauntily wrapped about their necks? And we have a LOT of neck!

9. Lady Gaga Meat Dress. Could you imagine the circles we would run wearing this? Sized to our proportions of course. 

8.  Endless supply of Kong Toys. Self explanatory. 

7.  Sheep In a Jeep Story Book by Nancy Shaw. This is one of my favorites. It has funny rhymes and the parent people can put any of the sentences to music. I highly recommend it. 

6.  Dog umbrella. At least until we take over Bantham and enforce the one green patch of grass inside every home rule. 

5.  A ball launcher just like Jerry's.

http://youtu.be/4PcL6-mjRNk

Could you imagine? I faint at the mere thought of having a toy this awesome!

4.  22K Gold-Thread Pet Mattress. Because you've never really unraveled a mattress until you've unraveled a mattress of 22K gold. Or so I've heard. 

3.  Year long membership into the Zingerman's Bacon of the Month Club. Shall I suggest starting out with their Praise the Lard package? It pairs very well with the Red Eye Gravy Sauvignon.

2.  The worlds largest ham biscuit. We can curl up inside and use the bun as a blanket until we eat it all!

1.  A Hobbit dog house! The journey to destroy the One Ring has to begin somewhere! And what better place than our very own Hobbit Hole? Those hobbits love food! And we love food! So surely a Hobbit Hole will produce an endless supply of hearty meals, and good company to share it with. I love this particular picture showcasing this lady. She is showing us that even a human would love it. SOLD!

So that is what I've found. Feel free to add more.

How is your hip doing? 

Hugs,

Panda

Oh Wowza!!!

You have the best ideas Olivia!! And I am LOVING that you are utilizing the Sharpie marker. They correct a lot of non Sealy approved things and behaviors of our moms and dads.

Those biscuits look delicious!! I think you captured our ears nicely! Now that is a Sealy profile!

Excellent Sharpie Marker Usage!

Me and my fierce profile back in my younger years. 

I don't want to alarm you but your new white stuffed friend looks a bit dodgy.

                      

                      NOM, NOM, NOM

I was very relieved to see that particular look in your eyes as you greeted him. It lets me know you share the same instinct. Just look at his cheeks! 

He seems to already have a mouth full of your treats. Probably your mom person sharing your delicious delectables again. (Shaking my head). When will they learn?

Let's zoom in on that look you gave once more...

                          

                               "What the hell?"

It reminds me a bit of the Dramatic Chipmunk. 

                          

"You gonna draw back nubs if you think you'll be taking any of my treats today!"

Stay diligent! Show no mercy! And on another note. Does he have a squeaker? 

By the way, my mom person has been out a lot lately. She seems to be doing something, or looking for something. She's been very preoccupied. So I've just been chillin.'

"Mom. Don't forget you have other important responsibilities here at home. We need more B & B. Blogging and Bacon please."

Well that's about all I have for today. Maybe I'll get to go to work with my mom soon just like you. That would be awesome!

Loves and Licks,

Panda

Santa Paws is coming to Town!!!!

Hi Panda,

I'm so excited!!! I've finally finished my gift for Mom and Dad People. Wooooof!

It was such a hard work because, yet again, people don't seem to know how amazing we are and they don't make Sealy gifts! Only silly ones but that's not the same. Trust me.

So I decided to go on a mission and find something Sealyham related for them.

And no, it couldn't be a clone of me because you told me I'm irreplaceable and it's expensive anyway and I only had some coins I found on my walks.

I like gifts but it's hard to buy me something non-food related.

  Yiikes! Will you steal my snacks? Answer me!

  Nom nom...It tastes like a good pressie!

And Mom and Dad people love food. I saw evidence.

Dad person

 

 Mom person... no comments. Even I have more dignity when I eat!

So I bought them biscuits! They were Scottie biscuits but I had an idea!

 

 

 Imperfect biscuits, marker and one smart Sealyham

 

 Just hold the marker and let's do it!

 

 hold still Boo Boo, we need to sort out that silly ear!

 Ta daaaa!!!

 

I'm so looking forward to Christmas Day when we all sit down on the sofa and eat them while watching Madagascar! Perfect Christmas gift!

 

Lots of love,

xxx

 

Boo Boo

 

 

Friday is a work day!

hi Panda,

I'm super excited today.

My Mom person took me to the office today so I can help her work more efficiently. What a clever woman she is.

First, we got a train to work. Me, commuting, can you believe it? Excellent. It was my 40 minutes of fame. Everyone wanted to say hello to me and if I liked someone I would stare at them and when they noticed me I would just wag my tail and look super cute. People persons are so easy to train!

 This train is late. I will be late for work!

 

Once we got to the office I had to inspect everything and get to know the environment.

 

ermm, hello, can I have one cheeseburger and some water, please?

 

 Then I made myself comfortable and took over Mom's person desk.

 

 I'm sorry, I'm a little bit busy here working on my business ideas. Can you come back later?

 

After all that brainstorming I needed to recharge my batteries and relax a bit.

 come on, Ball. I can't get to you! Come down before I am forced to use...force!

  nom nom nom...

And I had to say hello to her work colleagues and bosses and check if they don't need a break. Everyone loves to play ball!

It has been one busy morning and there is so much more to come! I'm going to see my friends, Andy and Benny this afternoon. They live in a lovely house with a stream and their Mom cooks the best food!

 that's me with Andy and Benny hanging around, looking for snacks!

Speak later,

 

Love,

 

Boo

That's what I call good walkies!

Don't I look amazing?

 

 

They better not mess up this perfection with a shower!

Look Panda, my sheepskin blanket survived washing machine tornado..pheeww... I was so relieved.

Now that we are reunited, I will never let Mom person touch it again. 

Sweet dreams...

Love,

Boo

Zzz 

BLACK FRIDAY TERROR!!!!

Oh Panda, that's terrible! Will he survive?

I would love to help but I have some terrible events unfolding right in front of my eyes: they're washing my sheep blanket!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm here, sheepskin! Don't be scared!!! 

Nooooooooo

HELP OLIVIA!!! HELP!!!

DAD IS GOING TO PUT TRUSTED ADVISOR CHIP INTO THE SPIN WASH THING!!!! 

OH NOES!!!!!!!!

Foxy lady right back at ya

Hi Panda!

I'm loving the panda hat. I've looked for Olivia hat everywhere but I don't think they make them. I was getting upset so Mom person let me wear one of her hats. 

Yay or nay? 

Love, 

Xxx

Boo